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Newport, Oregon
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In their own words

We're not Greek!

We like birdies and vegetation and tempeh. We dislike brown hats, bad drivers, and moldy cheese. In our spare time, we talk long walks on the beach, wearing wigs & capes & platform shoes, and going dancing to bhangra music. Our rap alias is Gladhanda Monk. Looking For: Must love pickles, chickens and eggs, and workin' tha mic freestylin'. unh. woooo! yea-yuh. speed readers need not apply. boyeeee!

Appearance
Best Feature
I'll tell you later
Hair
White or Gray
Physique
Slender
Height
5'  7"   (170 cm)
My Lifestyle
Smoking
Non-Smoker
Drinking
Socially
Has Kids
No
Wants Kids
Maybe
Religion
Spiritual
Education
Bachelor's Degree
Occupation
Technical Science / Engineering
Exercise
Regularly
Politics
Liberal
What languages do you speak?
English, French, German, Other
Favorite Music
Alternative, Blues, Classic Rock, Classical, Dance / Electronica / House, Middle Eastern / Persian / Arabic, Rock & Roll, Hard Rock / Metal, Rap / Hip-Hop, Reggae, Latin, Acoustic, Gospel
Favorites
Favorite Actors
George clooney
Favorite Actresses
Miss piggy
Favorite Artists
Prince
Favorite Athletes
Miss poogy
Favorite Authors
Barbara kingsolver
Favorite Books
Corduroy
Favorite Cities
Mt Abu
Favorite Clothing Stores
Salvation army
Favorite Colors
Orange
Favorite Country
Greece, duh!
Favorite Fashion Designers
Patagucci
Favorite Magazines
Cooks illustrated
Favorite Comedies
Dumb and dumber
Favorite Dramas
Spartacus
Favorite Horror Movies
The human centipede
Favorite Action Movies
Rambo
Favorite News Anchor
Katie couric
Favorite Sports Teams
Buffalo bills, d'oh!
Favorite Quote From A Movie
Hello
Favorite Restaurants
Dove Vivi
Favorite Songs At The Moment
The dog days are over the dog days are over nana da da if you to survive
Favorite Sports
Indoor rowboating
Favorite Stocks
What???!?!?!!?
Favorite TV Comedies
Project runaway
Favorite TV Dramas
Project runway
Favorite TV News Sources
The daily show
Favorite Foods
Greek
Insights
How important is someone's physical appearance to you?
I would have less hair on my toes.
If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?
If I had powers of seduction, I'd seduce the whole world!
What do your friends tease you about the most?
My catheter. 'nough said.
What turns you on?
toots, post-nasal drip, and eagles.
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